I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

I 100% do not think this is a joke and I have not for a real long time, this shit is fucking terrifying

I truly believe that no one has the slightest clue whether Griffin is good or not.

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

my spanish is iffy, at best. but i believe the announcers were saying:

Well, if the Cowboys cut Hardy he can always try his hand at Quidditch. There’s a sport that really needs beaters.

RG3 made the same excuse about his Wounded Knee

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Trail of [ACL] Tears.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.