“If Billy had been passive or responded ‘Shut the f— up’ to Trump, Billy would have been out of a job the next day,”

“I’m so very sorry, but when we were stitching you up Dr. WTF sewed his finger to your labia. It didn’t worsen the tear, but fluids mixed and we do need to do an HIV test. After we re-sew.”

“Nice to meet you, i’m Ben Carson”

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

Which should mean she’s sending notices to all the media. I don’t think Perez is being singled out. He’s just the one to publicize his notice. Very Perez of him.

When does he start jarring his own pee? This is all we really need to know.

He doesn’t even have the usual redeeming features of otherwise unsympathetic billionaires, which is interesting, because some of them can be cultivated intentionally. He’s not strongly associated with an admired charity. He’s not a patron of the arts. He hasn’t contributed to science or technology. His products are…

RNC guidelines allow the Party to select a new presidential candidate post-convention if the current candidate dies, steps down, or is too ill to continue to run. There’s no provision for forcing a candidate out once he’s been ratified by the national convention. And even if they held an emergency session of the…

The best thing that has come out of this is how fucked Ted Cruz is going to be. If he had held out for two more weeks he could be standing with Lindsey Graham, smiling and saying “I told you so.” Instead he caved, and now he either has to stew in this mess or revoke his endorsement and look chickenshit. It makes me so…

You’ve been bamboozled by the liberal media. Sure, anyone will look bad if you quote them directly on the things they said. You gotta look deeper at what they really meant.

Trump boasted of attacking white women. The GOP won’t stand for that! Nor will our national political press.

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

Got em by the short hairs ... maybe

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.

Just slightly annoying. Sex with Andrew Keegan is optional, but there’s a lot of meditation and “sound voyages” involved.

If i wanted quartz baubles, I’ll hit up the faux hippy store on Main Street.

Really with the world and the way that it’s going with all of the things bringing people back to that kind of a moment. Having them take recognition too that being the real core and essence of life is love.

Khal Drogo.