He makes me nauseous

I mean the eyes... maaayyybe. But he doesn’t have a reduced philtrum or a flattened nasal bridge(far from it actually). We will agree to disagree! Although I am sure you have quite a bit of experience yourself as a special needs teacher (and are you kidding me? Bless YOU for what you do!)

I have been a special needs teacher / coordinator/ head of a special needs school for 17 years, and that kid has a forehead and eyes that scream FAS. But Maybe I am wrong, and bless you for the amazing work you do.

Ugh. This guy clearly needs help, and then I’m also disconcertingly, twistedly relieved that his grand plan was “only” to kidnap the dogs, even though that is also awful. What the fuck, America. I should not have to be relieved by that.

1994 me: if i could have anyone’s face it would be Christy Turlington’s.

Ok, but the late 80’s/early 90’s were hard on everyone. Who here didn’t have something in velvet, gold lamé, or with puffy sleeves?

Man, that was the whole Washington Wife formalwear look in the 80s! Bar was pretty stylish for her time & age, considering.

Hi. Why do you continue to refer to them as “Armed militia”? They are white men armed to the teeth and have taken over government property. Illegally. They are not a “militia” and you, and everyone, knows this bit of information. What is the guideline you are following that requires (?) you to refer to them with that…

What evidence is there that he didn’t do it? I keep hearing people convinced that he didn’t do it, and while I think there is probably reasonable doubt that he did do it, I haven’t seen any evidence that directly contradicts that notion that he did it. Am I missing something?

Indeed.

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

This guy is as mentally competent as any other cold-blooded killer. He was handed a combination of fear, hate, blame, and the means to turn it all into violence.

I was so flippin’ happy when I saw this pop up on my recommended feed. This time of year I get really homesick for the UK and snuggling on the sofa, wincing whenever anyone said something like “I think I’ll turn the heat up a bit. What do you think?” is as close as I can get to a warm hug from my mam. It’s brill. I…

Peggy sue got marrrrrrried!

Valley Girl Nick Cage is a very scrumptious Nick Cage

John Legend, please befriend my husband and teach him your ways.

This is covered in an episode of Louis C. K., where the fat girl points out that the really handsome guys never mind when she flirts with them, but the guys who are themselves fat, or insecure about their looks, feel the need to put a lot of distance between themselves and the fat girl.

My dad told me that cows have shorter legs on one side than the other, so that they can stand on hills and not fall down. He also told me that the leaves he was smoking were “Turkish Tobacco.”

Yup teacher sounds totally reasonable here. Like nothing about this assignment sounds like it needed to be done in school. The only legit complaints would be from kids without access to computers or the internet, and I hope she’d accommodate those students.

Welcome to the real world, kids. Nobody gets a break in the age of technology. I love how the one kid exaggerates and pretends like a hoax terror threat somehow equates to “we probably dying.”