Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Oh, and that cold open lady? It has to be Emily, William’s daughter. Right age, would be wealthy and was seemingly looking for something park related on her map with its strange symbols.

So remember back in the first episode, when the Delos QA team is executing hosts on the beach. IIRC, there was a female host that was about to get shot, but then Rebus (still obviously in his virtuous mode) steps in front of her and gets shot. That’s a nice little piece of continuity.

You’d think with their money they’d hire trained people. It seems like they hired Army rejects to be security. Hell if they had actually organized their assault that Delos security team could have won the day. Get a few marksmen and a mortar and you can pick everyone in that fort off one by one. Set the rest of the…

For me, the issue with this and the Mick is that they’re basically playing their Sunny characters slightly softened for a sitcom world of hugging and bonding, to the detriment of both. They can still be funny on occasion, but the loving and learning never feels quite sincere because of the nihilism that proceeds it,…

I tried really hard, gave AP Bio something like 5 or 6 episodes to settle in. I can’t. It’s uncomfortably bad and unfunny and hard to watch.

https://www.theonion.com/christ-article-a-video-1819595653

85 comments at the time of posting this, and NONE of them are talking about Shroud, but rather their own nostalgia for other games. Which is pretty much the perfect example of how badly this game has pancaked, despite being developed for 5 years, and persistent (no server wipes) since July 2016.

I remember vividly seeing The Avengers. Because that movie was so long and so boring. I may have been a little drunk, but, when there’s that part at the end where they say they have one last thing to do, I was yelled into the mostly empty theater, “no fuck you, movie, just be over, your’e done.” 

IIRC, there are a lot of crazy, stupid details about how spires figure in to building height. Math is involved.

It’s not as if one needs to be coherent in order to be a paid writer. Purple monkey dishwasher.

Anything Whitney writes is rambling.

This piece is horribly written. Check out the linked Chicago Tribune story to actually understand it— it’s more of an embarrassing anecdote than anything salacious.

The fuck?

We’re building tons of housing where I live.

How about we shutdown most of the military?

I’m convinced that anyone uttering the word ‘wellness’ is running a scam.