Every single Cubs fan can fuck right off, too.

Came here for this. Still disappointed.

Oh, it’s not just whether or not the police who shoot unarmed people are veterans, but also if police training has been changed to be more like military training. We’ve seen a militarization of police in terms of equipment since 9/11, I’m guessing that police training has also changed to be more focused on quickly…

I miss Ashley so much. That original article was so fucking great

“AG Sessions, have you been briefed on the measures our DOJ is using to counteract Russia efforts to disrupt our democracy?”

Point: Loneliness is slowly killing you.

If it’s not in my phone book, it doesn’t get answered.

What about that time they put it behind a paywall, preventing their largest target audience from watching it while the rest of the world can?

I had no idea that the people who spied on and harassed MLK still worked for the FBI.

Sigh, it’s sad but I don’t know anyone who could nazi this coming. For Republicans, it must be a hit lerning they could all die at any moment. This movement is not fourteens, words anyone is able to say. I hope he only gets 22% of the vote and his opponent gets 88%.

I don’t know whether I’m more annoyed by the unfunny content, or the fact that he “took to Twitter” to shit it out. Or the fact that it’s being regurgitated here.

I hope they leave it at three movies. I’m getting really tired of CUs.

[Trevor Noah makes a so-so joke about this, and then starts giggling uncontrollably at how funny he thinks he is for a solid minute] 

When they changed the offsides penalty to a false start... I didn’t know they could do that.

Best Episode - Spoils of War

Any way we could get a written version of this?

Off topic: I loved Battlestar Galactica’s ending.

I wonder who might be rowing around that area to pick up Theon...