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I don't really know why, but finding out that Charlie and the Waitress are married in real life made me stupidly happy.

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

I'm glad they didn't spoil the good part in the header... but I am pretty bewildered by the fact that they felt the need to put a .gif up there anyway.

The NYPD then proceded to tazer the drone and beat it with clubs until it was dead, saying, "Grunk saw bird. Grunk say bird is good food. But, bird too boney. Not enough to go around."

Public figure. Satirical. No case.

Unfortunately, public figures like Clinton usually don't have any legal recourse when it comes to use of their image. Especially in anything that could be considered satirical, even if it's scummy stuff like this.

More accurately, it's basically a jack stand used for hangar maintenance on the nose gear. They get placed under the aircraft, then raised on hydraulic stands to take the load off of the gear to allow retracting of the gear or replacement. Not strictly designed for this purpose, but it's hardly a stretch to use one

Okay, I contacted their online chat staff and they confirmed that price-matching was possible:

Okay, I contacted their online chat staff and they confirmed that price-matching was possible:

I know! If you substitute the animals, this is how I pose for pics with my dad:

Thanks for sharing your measurements! They are relevant!

This is totally fake. If she was really in Australia, she'd have spun the other way.

I dont think thats exactly the point they are trying to convey if anything they want a specific report of the problem not just some vague generalization. I see where they could be coming from, ya know in order to solve an issue they have to know exactly what that issue is not just oh you know this vehicle is a

"Instead, it'll be in the winter, when temperatures rarely get out of the 70s."

You completely missed just murdering each and every one of them.

and a woman whose "husband had not spoken to her for 15 years, communicating with her only by Post-it notes."