They should ask the Habs to contribute, it's their arena two times a year.

The greatest/most intense hockey is played in the NHL playoffs and at the Olympics-where little to no fighting occurs. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Looks like he took a look at his uniform and decided he was a Flyers goalie.

No, that's just Tyson's Corner

To be fair to Balfour, that thing gets fantastic gas footage.

Grant Balfour has to be the worst possible name a reliever can have in a payoff-pitch situation.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

I know he usually has his helmet on, but I pictured Brent Celek a LOT differently.

They call him the Secretary of Education because he schools everyone.

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

Edgy.

" He's a cat dressed in human skin " .. I could listen to them do play by play for everything

For all the complaints about Sochi's accommodations, it seems these guys had no trouble finding a place to crash.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

Putin: You know what they say, comrade, a leopard can't change his spots.

Uh, there was an actual Supreme Court behind the tarp, wasn't there?

Someone victimize me quickly. I want to hire this guy yesterday.

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…