This is kind of weird but I'll share it anyway. I've always been very open about my body and never really tried to hide it. Some people think that I might be a little too open about it but whatever, it's my body. Well, one time a website offered five figures for unaltered pictures of my body and then they made a post…

They spend a little more than 2 million keeping them clean each year. That probably had some bearing on keeping the carpet. What it really needs is a Beltway line to connect them all like Moscow.

That is all.

I hate eating chemicals of any sort. That's why I consume nothing but the cold, unforgiving vacuum of outer space. (And even then, I sometimes get trace atoms stuck in my teeth. Pisses me off.)

i wonder how quickly the Feds got this guy.

Actually no, current projections put the tipping point around 2040-2050 as growth rates continue to trend down and developing countries match the slower rates of current developed countries. Look at the recent stories about Iran trying to increase birth rates for one example of the shift. So far I'm not seeing any…

Actually, the world population growth rate has been decreasing since the early 60s, and it's only going down further as the world develops.

I prefer this one

Didn't even watch the video and automatically knew it was that mod. ಠ_ಠ

I love you, Emma Stone. Unless Jennifer Lawrence shows up, tho. Just sayin'.

* SEXY GIRL LAUGH *

While I'm admittedly not going to go diving into their kickstarter to see what they claim, this is sort of like blaming the company that makes oil paints for you not being a good artist. Just like its POSSIBLE to convincingly photoshop myself into *insert background of your choosing*, but unless I know how to use…

I mean what do you want, the guy loves bombing.

Oh man, I loved that show as a kid. My brother and I would watch it, hoping to get freaked out by some alien story.

I know that when I'm looking for sturdy products for home renovations, I want a bucket that looks good next to a model in skinny jeans.

[GIF of Jerry turning around in the owner's box to F-bomb while his grandson pulls his sweatshirt over his head.]

Why, that's Monty G. Weird to see him without his flapping eagle hat.

I'm just gonna leave this here:

Give us season 4 of Archer and we can call it an even trade.

Waiter: Perhaps a dessert?
Manning: Sure any recommendations?
Waiter: A Turnover?
Manning: :/