I bought the Target store brand paper towels once—they were identical to Bounty.

It’ll be nice when we can cut articles like this down to a simple “Pay your taxes.”

I think it has to do with how they write reports. More like cop-legalese than trying to sound intelligent.

Yeah, everyone who bought a gun would pull out their gun and start shooting at each other, because they’d assume that anyone waving a gun around was the shooter.

At least he didn’t dedicate a golf trophy to the victims.

Eh, it gets pretty complicated when schools are involved. Simply put, freedom of speech isn’t absolute for students. All administrators (or coaches) have to do is say that the students ‘disrupted the learning environment’. It’s all thanks to some Supreme Court case.

Anne Heche stars as “D.I.A.” deputy director Patricia Campbell

I had no idea that the people who spied on and harassed MLK still worked for the FBI.

How did he pass classes in law school without knowing anything about the Constitution?

Strikes me as advertising by the American Beverage Association.

Isn’t this common? I know I’ve read articles before about the FBI, DHS, CBP, ICE, etc buying hotel guest lists or train passenger lists or whatever from employees with access.

Obligatory great promo video for Eve:

You can’t just play Eve—you have to live it.

That’s a nice fantasy.

Makes it a lot easier for cops to unlock.

The police are supposed to read you your Miranda rights, which inform you of your right to an attorney. The first thing you want to say, after you’re placed under arrest, is that you want to speak to an attorney. After you’ve made that request, you do want to exercise your right to remain silent. Don’t say anything.

Know who else had a plan? The Cylons. Their plan was a confusing—and ultimately unsatisfying—clusterfuck.

Is Missouri one of the states that made that legal recently?