That’s a nice fantasy.

Makes it a lot easier for cops to unlock.

The police are supposed to read you your Miranda rights, which inform you of your right to an attorney. The first thing you want to say, after you’re placed under arrest, is that you want to speak to an attorney. After you’ve made that request, you do want to exercise your right to remain silent. Don’t say anything.

Know who else had a plan? The Cylons. Their plan was a confusing—and ultimately unsatisfying—clusterfuck.

Is Missouri one of the states that made that legal recently?

That’s the “fan” version. Real one is actually a great VG commercial, imo.

If you’re white in America, everything is considered white privilege by someone—just like how there’s nothing Fey could have said that wouldn’t have offended some non-white.

Fuck video. I want to read. You can’t skim a video for information.

I have reached out to the United States Park Police for comment on the arrests, including who was arrested and on what grounds.

Apparently these protests are business-casual.

Those tiki torches will never not be hilarious.

I mean, you’re not wrong, but can we at least wait until the season starts?

...did they even read the establishment clause?

I do 10+ mile walks every weekend. Boredom isn’t an issue (I walk to/from/around the Mall in DC), but I’ve never been able to find decent shoes for it. Either my feet start to hurt around six miles, or with the more comfortable shoes, the tear up my heels.

Good, assuming they also teach people the difference between em and en dashes. I’m PC tho, so it’s all ALT-0151 and ALT-1050 for me.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/

Plenty of shitty women out there too, but it couldn’t hurt to try.

https://helpx.adobe.com/photoshop/using/retouching-repairing-images.html

Also, photoshop has a tool that lets you pick an offset from your brush, then apply pixels from that point with the brush. A lot more natural looking (and tougher to spot) than the clone stamp.