Shockingly, this is exactly what happened. Hard to believe, right?

The waffle cone tortilla is pretty inspired, at least.

If true, why are you all putting up with it?

Like in restricted lots of buildings you don’t live/work in?

There are several towing companies that cover this area of north Arlington.

Fuck Advanced Towing.

Avoid Parties.

You’re assuming “she” actually exists.

[obligatory "But that's exactly their job!" response]

...working at the only local restaurant. It was a Sonic. [...] hummer driving, extremely conservative, designer clothes wearing status-hounds that tipped absolutely nothing. Most of our tips came from people who knew what it was like to struggle for money.

Well, the first thing to remember is that the number of monitors you have doesn’t matter when it comes to productivity. It’s the actual real estate those monitors offer that matters, and how you use it.

Bed frame thing isn't set in stone. Last girl I bought home was amazed that my posters and prints were framed and hung properly. Started tearing my clothes off within five minutes.

Clear camera views would serve to remove the meta-game, make reviews less dramatic and result in fewer controversial calls (which keep people talking about the teams come Monday).

I wonder if these kind of interviews follow the reality TV M.O. of providing the interviewee with unlimited booze and then shoving a camera in their face?

except by the rules, the Army cant operate [manned] fixed wing strike aircraft.

It's so the sharks can't see them, duh.

Staged. They do this kind of stuff in every episode these days, for precisely this reason: Free advertising.

"I broke 800 hours of combined gameplay," the original poster, temporarycreature, wrote, "and I'm just feeling bored and burned out. I'm not complaining. I am not threatening Bungie. I just hit a wall, and I don't feel like doing the same things over, and over, day in, and day out."

He's pretty perfect.

That said, I can't off the top of my head think of anyone who would a) be a great fit, and b) is available. It would be great to see a woman offered the job. Maybe Aisha Tyler?