Lights up, first intermission. I close my eyes real quick and summon that deep black woman courage that I've seen in my mom so many times. I pull my phone out, hit record, turn around and tell the old man in the calmest voice I own that I'll be taking my hair out for the remainder of the opera.

Priorities.

From my apartment rental agreement:

Sadly, they were "just socks."

Back in my day you had to read the quest text to know where to go. Now you just skip it and look for the dot on your map like a good little rat.

Crazy sticks dick in crazy—shit gets crazy.

Instead of playing football, have them play soccer.

That looks suspiciously wire-like.

McDonald's Japan held a press conference to address the recent food scandals—as well as apologize and bow, both of which are typical when companies in Japan screw up.

Oh, and you know those raid guns you spent the last few months winning and leveling up? Well, now they're a bit underpowered, and they'll be obsolete in another week or two. Sorry!

Destiny's lack of "content," for lack of a better word, is the source from which the game's other problems flow. The maddening weekly currency caps, the ceaseless repetition, the bizarre upgrade requirements, the stingy loot system: All are designed to force people to sink dozens of hours into a game they'd otherwise…

I grew up in Fairfax County and went to West Springfield High School. One day while we were sitting in class, the principal got on the PA and sheepishly announced that our resource officer (school cop), had been arrested for robbing banks.

I've been overweight my whole life—topping out at 300 two years ago—and never really tried to lose any weight until recently (July). Honestly, I'm kinda surprised how easy it has been. I dropped diet soda for green tea (unsweetened, obviously), and generally just ate less of the same stuff I had been eating, while…

It's not bad, but it's not MMO Skyrim.

ESO will go B2P, not F2P, for the simple reason that the console launch will generate a ton of box sale revenue. They're not going to pass that up, especially when console players are already used to paying $60 for a game.

The MMO was met with tepid reviews when it first came out, and it's been plagued with systemic bugs and bots.

On Facebook, Alcorn's mother has written, "My sweet 16 year old son, Joshua Ryan Alcorn went home to heaven this morning. He was out for an early morning walk and was hit by a truck."

If she wasn't hot, she wouldn't be as successful as she is.

This youtube video explains it pretty well—in all the ways the movie itself failed to. In the end, it was just visual porn with a plot stuck too far up its own ass. I'm gonna go watch it again.

How do that train's lights still work?