lolno. Just part of the game.

Even without the cat ramps, selling that place would be difficult at best.

Wow. You're overdoing it.

11 birds a month? Even a lazy cat could top that in a week or less.

Getting tired of shooterification.

Just grind me up and use me as fertilizer.

My info and credit card have been stolen so many times I don't even care anymore.

"Laser cut using vintage automotive robots"

The company wraps it up in a protective covering

I love sarcastic movie reviews.

"There are no bones in the penis, but it can, in fact, become "broken." Doctors refer to the injury as a "penile fracture,"

Personally, I don't see the reason to keep something like this off the app store.

The subway trains look exactly like that of the DC Metro's, down to the logo.

Always avoid anything Amazon heavily promotes as a big discount—it's always a scam.

Everything is gnarly when you're a snowboarder.

Obviously they just weren't willing to spend much money on the games.

1. Yes

His mistake was washing his face with the Sochi water.

the Bowery has also long been home to New York City's skid row, notorious for drug addiction and homelessness

*shrug* Did this after the Blizzard of '96 when I was a kid. As a bonus, we had an iced-over ramp at the bottom that launched you right into a 30-foot concrete wall with a creek running along the base. If you successfully made it all the way down the luge (about 300 feet) and hit the ramp dead-on, you won hypothermia.