The new trains won't have carpet.

You know you're supposed to walk up escalators, right? They exist to move large groups of people faster, not to climb stairs for you.

Am I the only person who thinks a national ID card is a great idea? I mean, why shouldn't we have one?

The NSA operates under the jurisdiction of the Department of Defense.

Got something you have to talk about but want to keep relatively quiet? Make a speech at the Justice Department on a Friday.

"steps to modify the program so that a judicial finding is required before we query the database."

"he has decided that the government should not hold the bulk telephone metadata"

I have identified a flaw in your cunning plan.

The adage of "you get what you pay for" could not hold more true than for whatever cheap vacuum I'm using. Hoover, I think? I bought it in 2004 for $60 and it still works. Still cleaning like the first day I bought it. Never had a second of trouble with it. It's truly one of the purchases that you barely think about…

And not a single fuck was given that day...

Never have, never will.

Oh look, it's another solution in search of a problem.

fast food restaurants like Arby's were already testing self-service ordering at select locations. Surely, the fully automated fast food experience would arrive by 2000... right?

That said, the appeals court ruling is being largely viewed as a failure on the FCC's part for not writing the rules under a more solid legal framework.

I think their Twitter bot just became self-aware.

Why isn't the law written requiring immediate disclosure?

Lettuce? Mayonaise?

Valuable time indeed.

I always laugh at the drivers who speed and weave through traffic only to hit a red light. I laugh even harder when I pull up next to them.