Laziness.

What he said.

omgomgomgomg

...that's it? I was pushing 12,000 hours when I finally quit EQ1 (only ~1,000 was bazaar time), and that's just one of the games on my resume.

Women shouldn't be sending dirty dick pics.

...and you don't have to tip a robot, because fuck robots.

Wow...

That's insane. Much like the (anticipated) price.

They don't need an editor. They just need to read wtf they wrote before they post it.

Oh, fuck it. I'm just gonna eat whatever.

Actually, the only real value the asteroid has is the fact that it's already in space. The $195B value is based on the money that would be saved by not having to launch those materials from Earth into space.

Somebody probably mentioned this, but companies are given a good deal of leeway when ti comes to calorie counts on foods, especially the non-factory foods presented here. I believe pre-packaged is 10% +/- and prepared foods are 20% +/-.

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So I'm supposed to walk up to a cashier and start unbuckling my belt? You don't think that might give some people the wrong impression?

You're missing the point. The value of the materials is based on the fact that they're not on Earth. If they were, they'd be relatively worthless. The idea is that since the materials are already in space and don't have to be taken from Earth (at great expense), they're far more valuable than Earth-bound materials.

"Last night, North Korea unexpectedly decided to test a nuclear bomb"

Tetris music and the Cantina Band.

"Guess that means his @pontifex Twitter account will dry right up."

"How can this go one so blindly?"

That chick's hardcore.