You'd think the people who write these would actually read what they wrote.

Yep, very good game for f2p.

The camera adds 10 pounds, but photoshop removes 50.

I used to play Zynga poker, but then they added levels, XP, achievements, fluff, etc. Fuck that.

The vast majority of errors can be found by simply reading what you wrote before you publish it. ("and wide should", "but only pulsating herd")

And the new ones from Comedy Central.

I tired to take the cookie, but quickly realized it was a fake. Please mail actual cookie to 2320 Wilson Blvd, Arlington Va 22201. Thanks

Futurama (yes, I know).

That's... pretty cool.

Beat me to it~

Much like the jokes in the Simpsons. Do they still do jokes, or is it more like Saturday Night Live—just an extended commercial for bands and actors?

People still watch the Simpsons?

Or you can go Sword/Pistol and kill them all in about 20 seconds.

"Too bad that game was a bot fest."

Kinda like an updated Conquest of the New World I suppose, though probably much smaller in scope.

Thief underwater abilities are amazingly underwhelming. A mob that I can slaughter without a second thought on land sometimes becomes a 50/50 fight in the water, unless I sit there for five minutes spamming the block/riposte spear ability.

Colonization would be awesome if the games were longer. It seems like just as I'm getting going I run out of time.

It's not a bad game, it just has a combat system that's 10 years out of date.

Protip: Read what you wrote before you post it.

Yeah, there are definitely several that stick out like a sore thumb when you consider how long they take to complete compared to others. I also don't like their mechanic of getting progress for both pickup/kill and delivery of the picked up/looted item. You can't quantify how much progress you'll get from the turn in,…