The real problem is that we allow girls to go to school at all! With their boobs and legs and various holes that could be penetrated....it’s a recipe for disaster.

Threads like this make me miss the fuck out of Mark Shrayber. :-(

yeah my first thought was “pumpkin seeds! they were pumpkin seeeeeeeeds!” *grumpy cat face*

Or having a C-section. It is very weird when you are on the table and they cut your stomach open to take out a baby.

You’re right, It was pumpkin seeds.

Pecans are the only nuts that belong in chocolate. mmmm turtles!

MAYBE it is just because I am a cynical asshole and also a fat but the joke was that she is fat right?

Remember when you could BUY stuff on that show? That was the best.

“But ya ARE in that chair, Blanche!”

OK, what above is all I’ve heard about the Richard Simmons thing so this comment is not about that. It’s just about Richard Simmons in general. There is something sad about Richard Simmons that is the same way I felt about Robin Williams. Both try to be so happy and make everyone around them so happy, but they always…

Uhh..

You can hope. My family is all about doctors visits and vaccinations and I still got chicken pox and gave it to my older sisters as a kid.

I will never understand the decision to name a child Spurgeon. These people make a shitload of poor choices, but this might take the cake.

So you like chicken, eh?

It’s raining in the SIX (haven’t been outside and my office doesn’t have windows but my souls tells me it’s raining. I’m African, we can feel these things :P).

Uhhh...

Okay. I know people hate on essential oils because of idiots that push Doterra and young living. I agree that those people are ruining the practice of aromatherapy. I am certified as a master of aromatherapy. That means I took anatomy, chemistry, botany, and did two years of schooling on essential oils, etc. Never…

Why, Luke Wilson, why.