Let’s be fair, it’s not the animals’ fault - Harper never looked comfortable. Period.

Or like a woman.

I understand not being aware of American movies, Milk was very much American. But Sir Elton John?!?!

How could he not know about Milk?! & I think that film did a little more as far as SHINING A LIGHT on that community then your shitty as song taking home an award, YA GOOF!

Most undeserved Oscar of the night, holy shit. You have Leo, and that 87 year old Italian composer for that matter, coming back year after year for a chance and here comes some newish dude waltzing in, getting it on the first try, and he doesn’t even know who in his community has won an Academy award, making it all…

This is why I’m not their audience... I remember Full House. I watched Full House. I have no interest in rewatching any house. I have my own, which requires cleaning and fixing and other things that are old.

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

Yes. In fact, the battery died in my artist just the other night, and nothing is more irritating.

Exactly! It shouldn’t even matter if their relationship is physically incestuous because it’s clearly emotionally incestuous and he’s prioritizing his sister over his fiancee so DTMFA.

In our early twenties my friends and I used to try to outdo each other by pretending to believe the craziest, most out-there stories and theories we could come up with, and doing the weirdest things we could dream up (interpretative dance fights in the middle of downtown, bocce tournaments on inclines in parking…

yeah I was thinking the same thing. a former therapist of mine was from the west indies (maybe Trinidad, but I forget) and she taught me to say “devil I rebuke you” whenever thoughts of my evil terrible no good exboyfriend would float into my head. I’m quite non-religious and when she first said that, I was like…

Dear @celinedion -Every time you look at your children’s faces, you will see René. With love and strength - B

Here, use David Spade instead.

I have zero problem with Lenny not wearing pants.

“GOD MOM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.” —Rocco Ritchie

Can we return Lohan and get Bowie and Lemmy back instead?

lucky you, take a nap for me too.

takeway was iman is perfection all- ways