A THOUSAND pairs of shoes?! I can’t even imagine that.
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If I had a kid, I’d love to name it Saoirse. It is an excellent and pretty name. But oh, that kid would constantly be explaining their name and it’s pronunciation to people.
He is chummy with Carmen Dell’Orefice!
ok but like what about this velvet swashbuckler
okay, so today i learned that jez staff has turrible taste in men
Um. Yes. Dude has a phenomenal face structure and the beard is actually well-groomed.
I don’t need the orgasms per say. I want the attempt. And I am the worst person for saying this but he couldn’t do it because he wasn’t equipped for my favorite position. The sex was not awkward bad, just didn’t feel great. And while we were fucking around, he didn’t try anything other than sticking his dick in me…
Two qualifications for any partner: 1) gives you orgasms (without terrible difficulty! and often!), and 2) can support themselves in some manner.
Well this will truly blow your mind: Stan Laurel is Clint Eastwood’s father.
Welp, I’m old.
I would for sure name a kid Pawn. Boss her around all the time. Fetch my slippers, Pawn, go mow the lawn, Pawn, go kill that Bishop, Pawn, that kind of thing.
It definitely is...see “These are the Daves I Know” by Bruce McCulloch.
Also,despite identifying as an inveterate 500DoK’er, I think it’s miles better than Saylor.
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
More like Patrón Saint.
Thus guarantying that the child will be a holy terror.
Another thing, the owner runs it kind of like a cult and has leaked private contact information of reviewers to her fans. She did this to Temptalia, leaking her private (not work) email to the LimeCrime fans to go harass her. It's not a good company. There's other stuff too like her copying people, faking charity…
So I'm not totally sure if this helps but Lime Crime is apparently seriously questionable, ethically speaking. They got caught repackaging a bunch of other companies' products and claiming they were theirs and then threatened bloggers with legal action for pointing it out. So, uh, there's a good chance that the…