Whatever, haters. I want a vagina so small I have to use Q-tips as tampons. A pussy so tight it leaves nothing to the imagination. A twat so tiny it's easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a dick to fit in there. A chocha so itsy-bitsy it's like throwing a hot dog down Polly Pocket's hallway.…

Me: Babe, would you like me to get some '18 Again Vaginal Shrink Cream'?

Oh my god. This pisses me off more than being sexually harassed. Like someone below me said, it implies that your regular face isn't good enough, and it's just plain intrusive. What in the world makes some random stranger think they're *entitled* to a smile from me? And THEN, when you don't smile for them, you're…

Oooh.... I just realized that no one does this to me anymore now that I'm fat.