I cried when Walt went to see Holly and watch Jr for the last time. This fucking show.

Obviously the gunshots earned Walt a wanted star, which got raised to three stars when the compound was converged on. Fortunately Jesse managed to get out of the flashing blue and red circle in time before the cops arrived. Then he immediately went to get his car resprayed, just in case.

So have any uselessly wealthy assholes burned their money on this cluster of fuck yet? I want to be able to torrent and riff on it with friends ASAP.

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"Oh, I'm afraid the meth lab will be fully operational when the police arrive…"

@avclub-0530bd878343f01904d5d9634a4f819b:disqus Maybe, I don't remember much now except that I really liked the performance and the kind of guy he was.

So much meaningless misdirection and false starts, a few characters who were actually interesting and deserved better but we were gypped of, some completely forgettable and unnecessary characters, many more who absolutely sucked the life out of the show and were given too much screentime, others who were decent and…

Wasn't it Trinity's daughter who Quinn doggystyles all sad-faced during a passage-of-time montage? I still battle with deciding if that scene was mostly upsetting or mostly hilarious.

This was great. I wish I could get George Perez or Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez to illustrate the Dexter characters and then combine it with these mini bios to form a Who's Who in the Dexter Universe.

Yep.

It's like a telegram from an insane asylum.

I wish the lumberjack coda was replaced with a minute-long loop of that cat farting video from Season 5.

I thought Lumen and Dexter, to continue to wear out the trite phrase, had great chemistry. 999999 billion times better than fucking Hannah McfuckingKay.

Your roommate's mother is a fine ass bitch.

There's actually an issue in the Superman comics from the mid 90s where Superman (as part of larger arc where his life is unraveling) quits being Superman (yes, that old comic book trope… but that era of post-crisis Superman was still good). What does he do? Grows out a beard, assumes another identity, and becomes a…

"Then, he drives his boat into the hurricane, because this is the
responsible thing for the sole surviving parent of a small child to do."

Btw, I'm going to miss your Captain McCluskey-lite stylings on the show.

I enjoyed how you summoned up some cops by snapping your fingers like a maitre d'.

A mix of sunk cost fallacy and enjoying many of the comments/observations here (not unlike the appeal behind riffing bad movies). I also thoroughly enjoyed seasons 1-4 and parts of 5.

I'm going to pretend you didn't needlessly bring politics into this and imply that the Left has a monopoly on "political correctness" (Freedom fries, anyone? A spot of moral guardians?) because I like your initial post too much.