That's the classic cover to the album "Hello, Whore" from metal band Tableau.

Jesus, many of those answers are non sequiturs. No wonder the show turned to shit. These people are out of their fucking minds.

Wait, you wrote "pens," right?

I would actually respect that scenario.

Finally just got around to watching this. It was actually worse than the supposed leaked script… a fucking phenomenal feat, by the way. At least our long national nightmare is over.

Lighten up, Francis.

I make no claim that the stupidity-propelled things that happen are actually interesting! But point taken.

Speaking of sentimentality, I'm gonna miss these breakdowns.

If Dexter characters didn't do stupid things, nothing would happen. Everything would just become entropically inert. I call this state the stupid death of the Dexterverse.

On the little shit's front, we got forced Oh LOL Self-Inflicted Bad Hair Day Harrison shenanigans.

"Can anybody tell me if Dexter is about to get caught?"

It's like a gay Drakkar Noir ad.

"I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!" -BaneDexter

"He had to get it out of the house before the police arrived - did he
put it in his car? He was so worried someone would see him leave the
crime scene that he had to call it in - I guess no one would see him
taking a garbage bag to his car, though. He could have gotten in and
driven away???"

Glad this was mentioned. I literally laughed out loud at that line.

I'd say it's effectively an A+, but apparently The AV Club has some rule about not grading A+'s to anything that's still ongoing. I kinda get it but think it's also silly.

Oh god, literal LOL.

Women's shoes?

Love that a kid being catapulted from a treadmill results in him briefly aging about 20 years on the moment of impact. Einstein's theories predicted this, right?

"8. Batista: most laid-back and chill lieutenant ever"