What a foolish comment.

Quick! Get to your parent’s computers and, if they even boot in the 2 hours you have remaining in your visit, attempt to uninstall anything. 

The way he inches forward while smashing reminds me of electric football

He’s clearly mastered his ground strokes, now its time to work on hitting the damn ball. 

So if his significant other or child ever says that he abuses them, I’m gonna go on my gut with this one and say believe them.

Giri, we depend on you for cogent, thorough tennis commentary and analysis. Coverage of tournament structure, financial considerations, in-match context, physical fitness and footwork technique are what we have come to expect, and you do not disappoint here. Excellent work, as always.  Looking forward to your…

But did he air guitar Star Spangled Banner on the racket before he smashed it?

This! It looked like a video game glitch... neither foot ever leaves the ground, yet he’s moved a few yards ahead.

My favorite part of The Smashening was watching his feet and how he kept tottering forward.

The guy may as well just have said “UMMM I THINK UR PRETTY!” then giggled away to his buddies.

I don’t even know where to begin.

Dumb question for sure.

MMmm, that's a sour kraut.

Dude, if you’re going to be an asshole on the internet, just go for it. The whole smug, paternalistic, “I’m just trying to show you the error of your ways” bullshit gets you nowhere. Either be a dick, or don’t, but trying to have that and act like you’re better kind of undermines your whole shtick.

Man, the Oscars really keep handing out the big prize to some middle-of-the-road crap lately, don’t they?

I was rooting for Black Panther. Boom done.

I mean most years Ranked Voting makes sense. It lets Academy members vote for who they truly see as the most deserving winner rather than the front runner. Otherwise, everyone would vote for the front runner so as not to waste a vote. The issue was that this year, there was very little consensus. Even the Guild awards…

“I only yell, ‘fuck this!’ when I serve.”

The fact that there’s this sort of rule at all is garbage. To have it misapplied so stupidly is utter horseshit.

I kind of want to put The Fountain on that list because I've seen it multiple times and while it's still visually amazing I have no fucking idea what to think of it.