Meh. Manny Ramirez was famous for his upper deckers.

Yeah, who the fuck wants to cheer for the players anyway.

It’s too bad Jeff Fisher won’t be around to see the Titans name all those draft picks captains against the Rams in 2-3 years.

Damn all them clowns hugging the greatest

The problem is calling it correctly requires you to be looking at two places simultaneously

This argument again? Watching UCONN dominate women’s basketball is like watching the fat kid bowl over toddlers on the way to a Nerf hoop. There is no competition whatsoever. Women’s basketball is the only sport where high school teams get blasted 104-3 on a regular basis. The few that have serious talent (and they do…

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He was flipping his bat in anger here.

To be fair, your overly sensitive (is there any other kind?) feminism makes you attractive to 0% of men and 100% of cis Jezebel readers.

“I think we’ll pass. We need some guns for Kobe to play with. You know, we gotta add some meat to our roster.”

Scared as fuck of a team that put up 17 on the Browns (2nd worst team in the NFL?) and barely won.

It was so clearly no good.

How can a moment that wasn’t any of ours’ favorite sports moment of the year be a glaring omission from a list of our favorite sports moments of the year?

Time to put this one down.

We might finally get our dream of a 6-10 playoff team!

That makes no sense, the ball was already hitting the back of the net by the time the keeper got there.

Or you could practice being better at soccer so people dont embarrass you so much.

They’ve already put a team of burglars together to try to steal a copy.

That catch wouldn’t have been possible without the Navy football team defending our freedom.

I didn’t even care about his stupid banner until he said that he was an Army vet