It’d be funny if, next Sunday against Buffalo, the 49ers have the game in the bag late in the 4th and all CK has to do is take a knee, but he can’t do it because his knee is too sore from all the protesting he’s been doing and, as a result, the Bills sack him, he loses the ball and it’s returned for a game winning TD…

Pictured: Skip Bayless

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Esteemed Jalopnik readership, may I introduce you to this new technological marvel, a contraption that could help prevent such tragedies in the future:

Or people could use the parking brake...

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

I work at a Subaru dealer and I can honestly say that Subaru is extrordinarily proactive when it comes to this stuff. It was literally that one car, and they immediately investigated the batch of parts in that run and took action to prevent anyone else from being in harm, potentially.

Construction workers on the scaffolding probably thought that they were safe.

Weird, I don’t see a crowd of people nearby. They all must be under the Mustang.

the mustang is the florida of cars.

hella stanced?

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

Patrick you are as bad as me at celebrity events.
“Who are you?”
“I’m the President of Tesla”
...

The best big left-handed, set-shooting player in Seattle since Sam Perkins.