Are you serious? Do you have kids? A WRX?It’s got four doors like every turbo subie made for at least the past 3 generations. 2 kids in 2 car seats, check. Stroller, check. 10 inch subwoofer, check. You must be thinking of the BRZ. Name a better AWD bang for the buck that checks all the boxes. Your argument regarding…

It's nice to have a great Nascar finish with no big wreck. Thought that was a great race! I was rooting for Truex, but either way, I'm happy with a fun finish.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

Good for you, Patrick, and Jalopnik/Gawker Media.

Good thing Honda doesn’t make anything I’d consider buying, makes boycotting them quite easy!

Good on you guys. I’ll keep this in mind if my insider knowledge of deep fried and frosted breakfast confectioneries is ever relevant to a discussion.

Second DougCar: flatbed tow truck.

Poor Vikings Fan: “Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

How the podracing scene should have gone.

I love the reaction of the Northfield players. The guy closest to the basket just plops down and hangs his head while the rest hang their heads or gape in stunned silence. That’s the good shit, man. All those tears. I just want to bathe in their sadness.

“Boss, sorry about that whole Tacoma Narrows thing...I have an idea: How about we make the bridge FLOAT? There’s no way the wind will destroy it!”

Just a tip Raph, no one in Seattle ever referred to it as the Lacey V Murrow Bridge.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Up here in Washington we call it “I-405” or just “405”. It seems calling freeways “The 405” or “The 5” is a southern California thing. The addition of the superfluous definite article “the” only unnecessarily lengthens the name of that congested hellscape.
Up here in Seattle we don’t need to specify which 405 is…

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

I have wheels, Greg, can you do a burnout with me?

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.

Goodell could redeem himself with two words. Weird Al.

Percy Harvin has every right to feel disrespected. Seattle essentially gave him away to New York for nothing, and instead of proving the doubters wrong, Harvin turned in another injured, mediocre season. I guess Seattle’s head coach was right when he told reporters that he believed a stolen Jet wouldn’t be capable of…