On the plus side, her ass is much less drafty now.
In high school I worked at a popular mom-and-pop ice cream place. All of the ice cream was made on site, so if we ran out of a flavor, we wouldn't have more until the next time the owners made a batch. People would ask for a flavor, be told we were out, and then whine "but I drove [insert crazy number] miles to get…
Aw, ya beat me to it!
It may be that her sex drive hasn't caught up with yours. Women peak later, usually with a big uptick in their mid to late 20s. So it may be that she just genuinely doesn't want/need as much sex as you—yet. If so, she probably feels guilty but doesn't know what to do about it. She may have been relieved when you…
Oh duh. Good call.
You're adorable.
That stench is from me, 7 years ago
The correct answer is:
'My husband was worried about me at first but it wasn't the baby I was missing - it was the bump.'