There really is no better sport for “great player on a bad team” than basketball.

God I’m going to love the hot takes thrown out about Westbrook this year. He’s going to have all the stats.

That’s what Trump wants, not what rational people want! Civil wars are not as fun as they seem...

If only they had let Bartman throw out the first pitch.

I look forward to other Cleveland players at bat like Count Chocula and Boo Berry

Not being a fan of either team, I just want this series to go 7 games and have someone, anyone, completely crap the bed and LOSE the series in epic fashion.

To be fair, the 76ers aren’t used to seeing anyone on their court that actually matters.

Better response: “Moving forward, the Philadelphia 76ers will no longer play the national anthem before games because there is literally no reason for it to be played.”

kind of critical...

I think most of us would be happy if the average US citizen took domestic violence as seriously as they did the NFL.

How a company that offers best feelings ever go under?

I’m surprised she’s still with Deadspin. One of the few writers on the gawker sites I would refer to as a journalist.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

It took a while, but it looks like this fan base has embraced the wide Right.

Coach Van Gundy had put together the perfect team. The only thing he was missing was a good center. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a big man who could ensure a Finals win.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

If he was going to invade, the least he could have done was taken the IRS’s oil.

Let’s do a little story problem:

Perfect opportunity now for him to change his name to Metatarsal World Peace.