Seriously, best comment on here. People, take notice!

Yeah, man, the ol’ Trumpster-dumpster crew sure used real fake news to his advantage. People are fuckin stupid.

I’d be all, “Take a letter, Maria!”

For some reason, removing the other car really emphasizes the destructive force in an auto accident. It’s weird and doesn’t jive, but it’s true. It’s like watching video of a building “implosion” or of earthquake destruction. There’s this invisible hand at work, so what you notice most is the effect of that hand.

Different times, right? This is the age of hybrids and full electric.

“Smell my wind, Newton Crosby!”

Wait... “GR8 6" is my vanity plate. 

“Hot-vee” sounds like an Instagram/chatterbate/twitter handle.

Or they just needed a wider angle to accomodate the turbos in the *hot* “V”.

Do car keys count? ‘Cause, other than that, I got nothin...not even a vinyl Dukes of Hazard kiddie wallet. Well, I may still have some itchy cashmere-maybe Jaguar socks, but I think I donated them years ago. I used to have a funky-cool KITT digital watch, but I know for a fact I traded that for a GoBot in the 4th…

Yeah, that was pretty much the greatest thing ever. It hit all the “cool” touchpoints of the 70s-80s-90s: explosions, guns, guitars, cars, trucks, computers and CBs, cigarettes and the smoking of them, drinking, sunglasses, anachronistic hats, trenchcoats, facial hair trimming, rail-sliding, shoe-tying, stern older Jap…

Seriously, man, read the fucking post before spouting off stupid shit. It ain’t rocket science! It’s like internetz commenting was devised just to prove how idiotic, self-absorbed and hyper-critically full of shit we all are.

Says the person who affects they have a “professional” understanding of the effects of hate mail. See what I did there? Probably not. “Factually incorrectness...” Maybe you ought to quit asserting your own intelligence until, you know, you are actually intelligent...or can better affect intelligence through the use of…

Oh, you’re an arguer over semantics, so I suppose I have to explain it: These blogs are entertainment, but taking the piss out of insults by turning them into humor can be cathartic and empowering, neither of which are exclusive to “therapy.” Also, in my professional opinion, “effect” is often misspelled “affect,” and…

Eh, just like this isn’t news, it isn’t therapy either. It’s entertainment. And, honestly, transmuting negative horseshit insults into amusement is very cathartic and empowering. Also, now I wonder if one or more of those hate-screeds were penned by you.

You know, I’m a grumpy old misanthropic malcontent who is often dissatisfied with the current state of journalism in general (I got no love for blogs being passed off as news), but goddamn I hope I never come across like those turds. All I can say is, I’m glad you’ve turned their negative simpering into something…

Yep. Nail on the head. Just another example of how shitty “writing” is these days. It’s all cliche and generic word-o-the-moment. I guess it’s to be expected from a society that prizes being “different” in exactly the same way as everyone else and confuses humor with memes and bad puns. Long story short, this is a…

All true. We’ve almost completely become a society of attention-seekers who never emotionally grow up. We have middle-aged parents dressing like their teen kids, getting chest tattoos, living mostly off credit and driving shit purely with image/status in mind. Hell, we have a president and other jerks in office/charge…

It’s like many of you don’t read the fucking article before commenting.

Which company that isn’t Mazda are you a shill for? Hyundai? I bet Hyundai. Those lame shilling fuckers are everywhere!