I have twins (14 months), am old and no night nurse! I would take a Switch as consolation! I can’t seem to find 30 minutes to play my NES classic so the portability would be amazing. And one baby just started crying... Back to not sleeping!

Can we kidnap Tredeau and send Trump to Canada!!! I guess that would probably start a war with Canada though.

His royal anus still has me laughing! 1 point for you good sir.

You can watch Jack Black kick Ron Burgundy’s dog Baxter off of it in Anchor Man!

Hamilton’s perspective in the Federalist papers was that the electoral college is meant to protect against an uneducated electorate electing an unqualified candidate. This is exactly what happened except the college is supposed to vote that person in.