...and we can reclassify Fahrenheit 451 as non-fiction.

Just slap a Stella Artois label on it. No one could taste the difference.

Why does everyone bitch about replay? Makes zero sense. The point is to get the call correct and enforce the rules of the game. The correct call is the correct call. 

All it needs is giant “Trump” labeling all over it and it would be perfect. He also would be the perfect asshole to own one.

How is it even a competition? Stick is way better than anything else I've used. I don't need Samsung (or anyone else's) half ass interpretation of Android.

What is the hell is happening here? Is the car shitting another car?

Thats because us Santa Barbarians know what is delicious, especially when placed on pizza or just about anything else.

Only Satan would suggest something like this! 

Samoas should be called Goat Blow’as! Get your coconut pubes off my cookie!

Peanut butter chocolate patties first, everything else doesn’t get eaten!

He is “the guy”

Sarah Suckondeez Sanders

That’s progress over the 2 yr old in charge of The White House!💩+🍩 president

This shit bird is going get his. He, Shkreli, Roy Moore and Trump should be made into a human centipede!

Will the next South Park game include a camel toe slider now?

I have influenza A right now. Got to go to the ER yesterday as I couldn’t eat, had a migraine and started barfing. Worst flu I have ever had. My wife has a cold and never gets sick. She is by far the stronger one and I’m a whiney one. 😢

Can someone please start a GoFundMe for a stylist for these kids??? They look ridiculous.

Culture and society have long been programming us before Facebook. We aren’t special snowflakes with our own thoughts.

R. Kelly’s next hit song “Raining diamonds on Uranus”!

Her reflexes got the better of her. That is what happens when you are constantly trying to dodge pussy grabs