Why does everyone bitch about replay? Makes zero sense. The point is to get the call correct and enforce the rules of the game. The correct call is the correct call. 

All it needs is giant “Trump” labeling all over it and it would be perfect. He also would be the perfect asshole to own one.

What is the hell is happening here? Is the car shitting another car?

Thats because us Santa Barbarians know what is delicious, especially when placed on pizza or just about anything else.

Only Satan would suggest something like this! 

Samoas should be called Goat Blow’as! Get your coconut pubes off my cookie!

Peanut butter chocolate patties first, everything else doesn’t get eaten!

He is “the guy”

Sarah Suckondeez Sanders

Will the next South Park game include a camel toe slider now?

I have influenza A right now. Got to go to the ER yesterday as I couldn’t eat, had a migraine and started barfing. Worst flu I have ever had. My wife has a cold and never gets sick. She is by far the stronger one and I’m a whiney one. 😢

Can someone please start a GoFundMe for a stylist for these kids??? They look ridiculous.

I have twins (14 months), am old and no night nurse! I would take a Switch as consolation! I can’t seem to find 30 minutes to play my NES classic so the portability would be amazing. And one baby just started crying... Back to not sleeping!

Can we kidnap Tredeau and send Trump to Canada!!! I guess that would probably start a war with Canada though.

His royal anus still has me laughing! 1 point for you good sir.

You can watch Jack Black kick Ron Burgundy’s dog Baxter off of it in Anchor Man!

Hamilton’s perspective in the Federalist papers was that the electoral college is meant to protect against an uneducated electorate electing an unqualified candidate. This is exactly what happened except the college is supposed to vote that person in.