That’s like an anti-advertisement for this show lol

I agree that all this shit is poorly written in that exact way

“Like the best Disney stories, there is a moment where all appears lost: The villain has won and is seemingly unstoppable,but from their lowest point, the hero rises up and defeats their adversary”

oh

That would require someone with more gravitas than John Oliver, every liberal’s favorite whitewasher of war crimes

On a scale of white to white, how white are you? I’m asking because you didn’t get shot

Luckily, nothing the little dweeb has ever said has been important

oh

Please knock him off of it

“John Oliver is a treasure” as the top comment (of 27, with 4 upvotes) is a good measure of how the A.V. Club readership is both aging and dying

No he doesn’t

Well, that sucks.

Neither what you describe nor what the other person describes is “realistic” because we have no idea what extraterrestrial biology would be like, since we have yet to discover even one extraterrestrial. Next question

Close down all superhero comics for about ten years or so IMO

The problem is likely that the comic book sucks in the same way as all superhero comics right now. Like... “yet another gang of criminals in Gotham that imitates a Batman villain and tries to look like the Batman villain” sucks. As in, not a single solitary original idea or even anything unusual enough to pass itself…

Yes that is indeed another story with Batman in it. Very good

Because the only readers they have left are people whose main interest is reading Wikipedia articles about comic book trivia, not comic books themselves

Whatever any of those things are

Nerd

No no and no