A reboot is a remake.

Okay Nazi boy

The only problem with the Evil Dead remake is the ending, which tries to make it a bigger story than it needs to be out of pure nostalgia.

You’re everything wrong with this shit

Ironically, the Frankenstein’s Monster you see on corporate products is almost never Boris Karloff; it’s almost always Glenn Strange, better known in his day as Sam from Gunsmoke.

Okay, but whatever you’re taking about has nothing to do with this guy’s comedy.

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Yeah it’s totally right wing to make fun of perpetual capitalist holiday marketing. LOL

Because it’s saccharine pap created by perpetual holiday marketing programs

The target audience for this article doesn’t read this site anymore, does it

I mean... it’s an ironic watch for women; which is fine. It’s not a good movie.

You don’t have one, though.

Real-world opinion: Star Trek is best defined as whatever the people who own the rights to the corporate IP decide to call “Star Trek”, and just because it’s “real Star Trek” doesn’t automatically make it any good at all.

Best joke comment I’ve read all year.

Because it really doesn’t matter how technology in Star Trek works, which is why none of the stuff you’re talking about has ever mattered outside of whatever secondary trivia source you got it from.

...huh? Most of TNG wasn’t even clear on what “quadrant” the Enterprise was in. I’m not sure where you’re getting this fictional history about that.