Picky eaters are a lot less acceptable as adults

What the fuck

Why would you issue a correction and also try to spin it as a joke edited into the original piece?

LMAO

LMAO

Neither of those are “interactive storytelling”, though, and you knew it, so you didn’t describe them as that.

Why do you not know anything about anything except vaguely related trivia you found online?

You realize that Obsidian developed New Vegas, right? Not Bethesda? 

LOL

I hope he sees this, bro

No, you don’t hope for that. You just like flaunting a surface knowledge of trivia that has nothing to do with the topic. It’s all you do.

I sure would like it if the best way to describe a series was, “It tells a story,” rather than, “It expands the mythos.”

Dan Savage has been on a weird kick for years, offering apologetics for those in monogamous relationships who have sex or relationships on the side and lie to their partners about them. His “if” comment here is clown country. Dan has said it over and over: he thinks cheating is fine, and that lying about cheating is…

“Funny that (a bunch of gibberish that doesn’t apply to anyone)”, huh?

Of course you’re old. You’re on A.V. Club.

You have a hobby of stirring yourself into a tantrum. Seems weird.

It must suck to be the sort of person who believes an author can “ruin” an existing work through statements on their Twitter account, that a studio can “ruin” a movie by adding to “canon” with a cruddy sequel, etc.

I wouldn’t expect Perry Mason to BE any sort of mystery. I would expect it to be a straightforward show about a guy who SOLVES mysteries.

The RCMP are Neo-Nazi thugs tasked with intimidating and murdering native peoples, which they do with abandon to this day.

Like the movies it describes, this article repeats itself over and over, in the form of (ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF WHY THE MOVIE’S BAD), followed by (LAUGHABLE CLAIM OF ITS SECRET WORTH).