squamateprimate
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He damn well does not

It’s time to retire “badass”

Why

Hey, they still have a chance to score a scene with a solid version of “Bloody Tears” instead of that weightless cotton-candy synth-o-holic business they used to score a fight scene for some weird reason.

Have you turned six?

Why would you defend it to the death if it’s not a masterpiece? That seems like a bad idea.

So do a ton of people in New York. They just feel they need to waste time and energy lying about it for some sort of bizarre reputation.

Keep at it. This is a great site to be a picky little child about pizza or hot dogs or whatever and pretend it means you have gourmet taste.

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that of all the articles like this, this one has the biggest proportion of people who come across like complete bottom-of-the-barrel Hollywood sleaze.

People like you are a danger to all of us

Depression

LMAO

Shut the fuck up

You’re lying because you’re mad, and you know it. Those reviews have offered convincing arguments that have nothing to do with “TNG”.

Man, this is just amazing.

The dominant idea of “TV critic” among A.V. Club readers now is “summarizes the episode’s events while telling me they’re ‘hear for it’, that it’s all ‘epic’ and ‘awesome’, that it’s ‘sending me’ and other phrases I’ve seen used by younger people on the Internet”.

“If you’re logical and objective” you realize how absolutely shitty Next Generation is on average for its first two seasons.

“I’m a real Trekker” doesn’t matter. That voids your opinion for the vast majority of us, who just want good TV.

The opinion of “if you’re a real Trekkie” doesn’t matter, really. What matters is if it’s good TV.

Exactly, much as the worst Star Trek ultra-nerds don’t want reviews that critique these shows as TV, they want babyish whimpering about how “it isn’t real Star Trek”.