@Les Mikesell: You're obviously a troll.

You're so oblivious. How about you reread the entire comment thread?

Why would someone want to run Windows or Linux if that someone wants to run OSX?

@AJ: Your needs justify whether it's worth your buying one. That does not mean Apple doesn't make some of the best laptops available.

@CTJoyce: No, you're just an Apple hater, obviously.

@Les Mikesell: Yep, some of the best on the market, even.

Of course, but if his company were number one or number two, he wouldn't say, "Our companies control too much of the market."

@Curves: I don't know any woman who, if she wants to sit on her boyfriends lap, would go for this.

I really wish the lead picture were real. That is hilarious.

@iHamAndCheese: Someone looks stoned.

@babyfroz: Hangovers, obviously.

@geekymitch: Facetime works on iPhone 4s, iPod Touches, Macs, and will with the coming iPhone 5.

@napilopez: So what you're saying is, the 3DS's battery only sucks when its 3D, the thing Nintendo released it to do, is on.

So I get to take 3D pictures and videos on my glasses-less 3D-enabled smartphone, then send the 3D pictures and videos to my friends who don't have the glasses-less 3D-enabled smartphone? Awesome.

After reading the headline, I thought someone had made some magical app that deleted those other things you might want to get rid of the morning after.

@pettiblay: In Soviet Russia, you cannot say "No."

@YellowRex: The impressive part is how much it sucks, actually.

@sleeping143: No, subjunctive is unavoidable, and passive is, at times, preferable to active.

Oh, come on, who doesn't know the Sisyphus myth?

@makegizgood: "Miss"? It's not as if books are gone. Go buy one.