@Cochese 2.0: Yeah . . .

Step 1: Regularly brush said teeth.

Awesome. Wait, I have no Facebook page to link to. Dammit.

Meet the right guy on the street and that 100-dollar iPhone 4 becomes twenty-seven dollars.

@Drummertist v.3: Do I look like I'm in the position to be altruistic?

@maltesh: Stolen? Or found?

@Ignignokt: The best part is the attempted self-sodomization with the television remote.

Twenty hours of Blizzard is nothing for a WoW player.

The sun needs some love. Everyone's talking about cloud computing and lunar eclipses. I want to put my media in the sun.

Not when there's no money on it.

@Totalfixation: Watching that box must be fascinating: It's in 3D, and depending upon your eyesight, the quality is fantastic.

@Goof_Troop: If man says the measure of man is its successes and cannot prove it, is it true?

@Goof_Troop: In a world where everything works as it should, there is no need for success.

@Kaiser-Machead: Dey took er jerbs!

Sometimes I get so pissed at this game because the physics aren't exactly realistic, but there's no way I'd use this. I wouldn't use it if it were free.

Howl's 3D Castle?

Well, I suppose it's a good thing I don't want to see any of those movies in 3D.

@DustyButt: In this case, I'm pretty sure the "game," then, is life.

The office looks nice, but . . . it's Manhattan . . .

@Jay Phelps: Actually, I posted a picture, not that.