@FriedPeeps: I have an iPhone 4. I don't need a camera on the back of my future iPad 2.

@Justin: Wait, you use public toilets?

@Zinger314: Fucking magnets, man, fucking magnets.

@Moonshadow Kati: What web Bowser are you using?

@Moonshadow Kati: There's only one guy I want on my side in a web war.

Instead of being able to throw Jenga pieces in frustration, you get to throw your iPhone.

@Samurai I-am-awry: They say "No" only at first.

Japan says, "Yes!"

@aak7268: That's really weird. Keep trying it. Or, call Apple and ask what's wrong.

@aak7268: Gifted. Enjoy.

@Yeah!: Does that mean you're so rich you're poor or that you're so poor you're rich?

That's right, Google, come out with awesome-looking, feature-packed software and put pressure on Apple so hopefully their next big update is something significant.

@ivan-the-terrible: I give away apps all the time.

@ivan-the-terrible: Gifted. Enjoy.

@aak7268: Send me a message with an email address to send the code to via response or private message.

@nosebleed: Send me a message with an email address to send the code to via response or private message.

@ivan-the-terrible: Send me a message with an email address to send the code to via response or private message.

@Hearthatvoiceagain says Andy has arrived: Android 2.3 update now rolling out to Nexus One owners.

Where's the projected tentacle rape?

@Alex 'Ctfxc'er Melka: I think you meant "anally."