@PierceTheVin: If we split the cost of the domain until the war starts, we'll make a killing once someone actually needs to buy it from us.

@FriarNurgle: Please, China wants to hold onto our debt as long as possible. It would be to their disadvantage to collect on it now.

@FuzzysFriedChicken: Or we'll just change the name to World Wide Web War I.

I bet the ladies'll go gaga over this dress.

Blake Lively is hot.

Pol Pot only recommends Khmer cuisine.

2010: A Slap Bracelet: Redux by Griffin K. Clark

@Red_Steel: You didn't read the article. You should try that next time, or, if you did, read more carefully.

George Orwell is probably turning over in his grave.

@Eddard: I don't remember. All I know is, I immediately thought, Wow, this reminds me of Ripley. I guess I have to have an Alien marathon to find out if there's a similar shot—not that I'm complaining.

@ZFK: If I remember correctly, Ripley was born in a US colony on Luna, which made her a US citizen, but not an earthling.

This picture makes me think about the Alien franchise.

Brave New Tablet by Barnes & Noble

Wow, I read "Hamlets Are a Must for the 40km/hr Segway."

@Bucky Rodgers (4:19 . . . close enough): This would be like taking baby from an oven and then eating it, of course.

@klick73: OH CRAP . . .

@Incoherent: There's a pretty logical explanation (one with which I agree): Memes get abused, abuse isn't funny.

I'm just going to leave this here.

@Dås Bøøt: Are you saying Koreans are bad drivers? Haha.

Oh, what a Kafkaesque ending it would be.