@Rabid Penguin: The gerund is "being," obviously.

@Rabid Penguin: Then you incorrectly don't support what is called a "gerund."

@MacktasticJohnIsAStarTryhard: And I don't support that comma's being to the right of the closing quotation mark.

@A Hypothetical Moose: Then you shouldn't have started your sentence with "Who is this 'Steve Jobs' . . ."

@SQLGuru: Haha, "hooks" and "reader" . . . wait, where're the puns?

@A Hypothetical Moose: You mean, "of whom you speak?"

What's this "Gizmodo"?

America: We might not make much anymore, but we can always build things that kill.

@Masai Andrews: Staged. I can tell by the actors.

@MavrixWK: I think he should have been, amidst the myriad activities he was already doing, feeding himself.

@Ryan: And he should be eating a Chipotle burrito.

Stolen from the internet, of course:

@pirateaboard001: It's a good thing you didn't, considering there are a number of people who answered before you, because that would just be redundant.

@FriarNurgle: This conversation just shifted gears into not-so-subtle.

@FriarNurgle: What kind of frame do you think he'll use?

How much faster is USB 3.0 than FireWire 800?

Phew, I saw "Batman XXX" and thought there was going to be a new Batman starring either Vin Diesel or Ice Cube.

@Goof_Troop: It seems he may have spoke too soon.

@GitEm$teveDave: I'm pretty sure it's waste from Uranus.

@The Dead Kennedy: Lisa Nowak says "What?"