@FriarNurgle: I'm almost certain the power cables for my MacBook Pros and iPhones weren't made in America.

"If you build it, China will, too."

The first rule of Subway Art Club . . .

"So what's the point of creating an art gallery that no one can enjoy?"

@Snapper: The truth always has a left-leaning slant.

@njdevil:

Old school hearing aid? Or old school cell phone?

Has Gizmodo ever done a "Best of" for the articles, comments, and contributors?

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Yesterday.

@FriarNurgle: Because they're locked in his closet?

Jason, VYour head is huge!

Have these people still had to pay the $10 4G fee even though their regions hadn't had the service until now?

@cinnamonster: To me, if the glass isn't full, it's empty.

@Moonshadow Kati: You're welcome. Don't worry though. The grades are curved. You'll get a "B."

@Moonshadow Kati: At least you're that cute. But 50% is still a failing grade.

I guess it's not much of a Whispernet anymore now, is it?

@BeSublime:

@JonnyP: This is not a reply.

Good job joining those G-words together to create the joyous sound of alliteration, Jack.

@gemcosta: Verizon is paying back, in full, the 15 million customers it overcharged.