DOOKIE THE DOG FOR PRESIDENT

And holy shit!!! The CGI for young Hank Pym! That was mindblowing. Looked way better that was they did for Tron and way waaaaay better than they did for Snape in Deathly Hallows Pt. 2.

Dude yes! Michael Douglas FTW. He definitely outshown Anthony Hopkins and I daresay Stellan Skarsgard.

Right??? Holy shit, I know he’s going to be in Phase 3 more but ugh that little appetizer showing off the suit and his moves was sooo good!!

I feel like we watched two different movies. This movie was sooooo tight in it’s pacing. Nothing was throwaway and it was fun finally seeing references being made about the other movies and the show. Michael Peña was hilarious and Michael Douglas did a waaaay better job than Ant-thony (that's how they spelled it in…

I did a little research, and divorce is the number two most stressful event in a person’s life. Of course marriage is number seven. So, watch out everyone. It’s all bad.

El Paso, TX Gene Roddenberry was born here 😁

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Nah u, shorty

Ugh i was about 8 and my mom, brother and i went to corpus christi which was cold and the ocean was dirty at the time. First disaster was splitting my chin open on the hotel slide. It was located inside the indoor area so some other fucking kids had left everything wet and i slipped. I got stitches early the next…

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Like porn!

I knew a family who would do this. VS stores their bras in the changing room without sensors. When they did have sensors, they would tear a hole and then sew it up.

Yes I have been driving more because shit, when I started driving all together, that’s when prices started to skyrocket. For trips, it just made sense to take a plane since the cost was about the same. Now plane tickets are getting ridiculous (wtf, Southwest?) and now I have taken 2 long road trips this year. I also…

Post-Its, all by herself.

She wanted to kill 101 puppies just for a coat. I shudder to think what she’d do to cover her pool.

I went to my first concert when I was 14 to see Korn/Disturbed with my stepdad. He wore a sweatshirt with a mallard duck on it. Don’t go to many concerts after that.

It’s the range of his music. Bleeps and bloops. Like the episode of spongebob where they thought mr. Krabs was a robot.

It’s an old Atari game hence the references to Bloops and Bleeps.