I just bought an electric motorcycle and I always electrocute myself before I plug it in to get all of that old, nasty electricity out of the cable first.

Never seen this in 40+ years of driving.

If I saw this I’d flick a cigarette at them.

It is also an affluent city, meaning DARE programs and shit don’t actually work

You can’t seize Cybertrucks... they are all broken down or rusted. 

Why does a community engagement vehicle need the police conversion?

They bought an “Armored Rescue Vehicle” a few years back for $293,745 which will cost $52.5k a year for the next 15 years. Not sure how often Irvine has issues that require that amount of armor or why they couldn’t use one of the MRAP’s from adjacent departments.

I think the most expensive common cop cars themselves can cost a bit shy of $60k (for a Tahoe PPV). I’m guessing if you went absolutely nuts with accessories you could push it to over $100k, but I highly doubt the Tesla here is kitted out to that extent.

Since when? Since they bought this one!

Or a mud puddle.

That’s typically what they have done where I live in Texas. Seize it, wrap it in the DARE graphic, and added a decal on the back window about how this was seized from a drug dealer 

So if I am ever speeding in Irvine, the best way to lose the cops is to drive through a carwash?

“Are they giving us the finger because we’re cops or because we’re in a Cybertruck?”

Since when does a police department actually pay for a “community engagement” vehicle? Around me they’re all either cars seized from drug dealers or free surplus MRAPs.

Yep, he’s using politics as an excuse for his inevitable shortcomings.

There’s really no point in colonizing Mars. We can never modify its biosphere to be human-friendly because the planet’s magnetosphere can’t protect an earthlike atmosphere from solar flensing, there isn’t enough water even if you melted it all, and the dirt is all lethally poisonous. Mars also doesn’t have an…

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Translation: My rent-seekin’ ass won’t be able to soak the US Treasury for this shit if Kamala is elected.

If Trumpster wins, we still won’t go to Mars, because that’s still decades away from being possible.  Muskrat is just trying to seed an excuse for when he blows past his timetable once again.  How many times has said he’s solved autonomy, it’s only government red tape holding it back from a public rollout?  This is…