“The iPhone 7 and 7s came out just under two months ago...”

Updated the day it’s released for my entire life, never had any issues. Guess I’ll just keep doing that.

No fail, I’m seeing it.

yes yes, if only someone had come up with some kind of device to guard against splatter....but oh what would they ever call it?

What’s Michael J. Fox like?

Yes. Only out of the bud in your ear. Now if you remove a bud after playback starts you have to press play again if you want to just listen with one ear. But if you just put one earbud in it'll only play out of that one.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

Or you could just mount it to the wall like a normal person and have it only take up about 3 inches by 60 inches against a wall instead of having a drop down wall in the middle of your living room.

I came for this GIF. I was not disappointed.

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I initially read it as ‘pint of contempt’...

Came here to make the same joke. Sad that I didn’t get it in time, but happy that it’s here anyway!

I would watch Thor in a comedy any day.

Padawan braid would seem like the obvious guess.

I felt compelled. This is now a thing that exists.

Why can’t you just put it back in the tube, facing the other direction?

I actually received the elusive “extra $20" one time at an ATM, it was folded over the bills I was supposed to receive. I promptly took it into the branch and turned it in, where the woman who didn’t get the $20 was trying to convince the bank manager that she in fact did not receive the money. He took it from me and…

He really needs to not do that. It’s terribly unsafe. THOSE THINGS CATCH ON FIRE.