People don’t use “know” in the biblical sense much, anymore. It’s a shame.

This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

Seems like it would have been a good opportunity for the title:

I’ve been playing this game for years now, and I’ve never made the connection that they are coffin-shaped.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_satiation

No Jurassic Park? Not cool.

Knowing Stan Lee, it’s probably Stan Lee.

I’m not sure how an article about made up paint names can go 11 paragraphs without mentioning “Turdly”. I mean, the color is a pale brown. It seems like a gimme.

Katharine, have we seen the last of the Gif Party? It’s been so long...

That Vimeo video is the worst ASMR I’ve heard. They should re-think their life path.

“Samson”, eh? Sounds like they’re gonna try to cut that baby in half!

When someone complains that nose-bridge scars look “goofy”:

I’m 29 and got this as a gift for Christmas this past year. I am the only person I know who has one. I love it. I want more.

I’m 29 and got this as a gift for Christmas this past year. I am the only person I know who has one. I love it. I…

I accidentally pranked myself with this...

Looks like it might be a Pete Holmes/CollegeHumor Badman sketch. Can’t pinpoint the video, but it looks like PH.

Just as long as he doesn’t go jumping into Sergeant Popwell’s grave.

I would like to point out, as the photos are a little evasive of this fact, that the A3 lamp plugs in next to the USB port on the side and not at the base like the A4.

I would like to point out, as the photos are a little evasive of this fact, that the A3 lamp plugs in next to the…

After being used to a regular temperature below 70, I wish I could say I was jealous. When it hits 80 here, I melt.

Saturday through Wednesday of this past week our temps were in the mid-to-high 50s-F.

I’ve never gotten here so early before... Help!