I'm too impatient. Crush up one brick of ramen into a microwave-safe bowl, fill bowl to just cover the noodles, 1:30 on high, mix in the flavoring and some cayenne pepper. The stirring usually gives enough time to finish the noodles al dente.

This one's a bit more basic. Even if you're a beginner, you're probably familiar with the ever-famous Ctrl+Alt+Delete shortcut. In older versions of Windows, this is how you'd bring up the Task Manager, which is useful if a program has locked up or is otherwise misbehaving.

Not really, but maybe, a potential spoiler-y-type thing... but not really.

I've checked my keyboard and am proud to say that I don't have a "Pedo" button. I kinda wish I had that "Undrip" button, though; you have no idea how many times I've dripped beverages in my keyboard.

9. Children's Clothing

This is minimal, but you shouldn't have to pay for sauces at fast-food places.