Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

I hope not. I like my luggage tight.

... almost every time.

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

What’s with the unnecessary comma yo?

I bet she didn’t see this coming. 

Robert Kraft: “Tonight, we are all sex offenders!!!!”

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

You do if they can outrun you.

“Me too.”

-Guy who spent 14 hours sculpting spiked mini-skulls this offseason

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Steelers fans like him again now

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Sloppy work. They omitted his loss to Shirtless Fat Hawaiian minutes earlier.

HOLY SHIT. I love the internet sometimes.

Look you keep talking about his losses but all I know is at the end of the night, he finally ended a 7 fight losing streak.

It never ceases to amaze me how some idiots can get so caught up in a fandom sportswriting that they forget the players on fans at the field are human beings.

You’re a finger jockey? A different breed.

For once, the AJC actually proving itself useful here.