Holy gazonkas!

I can’t live without my Sketchers Go Walks. Seriously.

I’m really just spitballin’ here (hee hee) but maybe those training wheels come off? Maybe this tunnel system is intended for the future that Musk envisions of all self-driving cars? Lidar and computers let you zip down at full speed.

I’ve never use a leaf blower so I was wondering how well this would work with the sludge we usually get in NY. Not so good, it would seem.

I scrolled down a little bit an couldn’t find the answer to this:

Don’t worry. I’m planning on merging with that humdinger.

Too bad we didn’t have a mole on the field who could tell us what they were saying. That way there’d be no second-guessing.

What I’m not seeing on that list is any correlation between immortality and tastiness. Lobsters are awesome but that Greenland Shark I had for lunch was just so-so.

Good lord, what the fuck is Brian Henson doing?

I want to be the SECOND guy in the convoy.

Go buy a normal-people car. Then DON’T tell me about it because it will be an SUV or a crossover or a truck that only gets used to haul groceries. I’d rather read about the enthusiast cars I can’t afford than the ones I can. Because the affordable enthusiast cars you’re talking about are the real vaporware.

This is what Foxtrot Alpha has become? What was once an intelligent discussion of military policy, technology and history is now Sarcastic Military Sploid. This is honestly terrible.

Did he experience any bone density loss?

Is Caddy planning on any coupes in their future lineup? My google-fu is weak but says, “no.”

Kept the giant, ugly touch screen, I see.

Normally I avoid these loaded “whitewashing” discussions but I have to say that objecting to the whitewashing on the basis that it changes the story is really weak, considering that all adaptations change the story to some degree or another and that this particular aspect of the story is so minor. Minor in the sense…

Only in Korea.

Whenever an actor/director/writer tells me they are putting a “different spin” on an adaptation, it terrifies me.

I saw a donked Bentley on a flatbed in New York last year. I’m going to listen to this because I genuinely want to understand what could posses someone to make something so horrible.

It’s one of the strengths of the old Top Gear that they had three strong but very divergent personalities. As much as I enjoy Jezza and Hamster, I am a James May super-fan.