If you go as Black Panther, but don’t black up, you’re fine. I’ve seen white women do Michonne and its fine. If they black up, then its a problem.

Uhhh... how did he still have a job as a movie reviewer after that Emma Watson comment???

Good on her for taking this on. The whole “you’re not like other girls” thing is so, so gross.

“I’ll talk to you tomorrow. Unless my Tinder date tonight turns out to be a better murderer than my Tinder date last night.”

I have had “Boobs in California” stuck in my head since Friday and I’m ok with that!

I once grew a tomato that looked like it was a cast memeber in Barbapapa’. I put a picture on FB, and NO ONE UNDERSTOOD.

But do all of these bottles contain the same amount of product? No, I’m genuinely curious, do the short squat bottles have the same amount of stuff as the tall thin bottles?

Crowdfunding idea: Soap/shampoo/conditioner/whatever other unnecessary things odd people use, with bottles shaped like Tetris pieces so they stack.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

You have done me a service, good madam.

That apparently real “25 chances to find love” tagline is making me laugh more than they probably intended it to.

I don’t know where to put this, so here is my freak-out: I adopted a puppy from an out-of-state rescue who will be here on Friday and I’m freaking out! After losing my Roxy in January, I planned to get a puppy later this year, but apparently looking at puppies on the internet is too tempting so here I am, getting a…

So imagine my surprise when I read a detail about their split that actually caught my attention. TMZ writes that Affleck is “now dating someone, though ‘not seriously.’”

Strapless bras for big boobs are a LIE (unless you have a really good one you'd like to share the name of?)

May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?

And here I am bitching about my 44H boobs in a strapless bra. I should check my priorities. Or just focus on my wine and chocolate cake. Wine and cake wins.

Samesies. Second I'm home, bra comes off. How the fuck does this woman manage this level of discomfort 23/24ths of her life?

I spend every waking minute when I'm not in public with my pants unbuttoned. I do NOT have the discipline/obsession level for this.

This feels like a mean thing to say, but people whose main focus seems to be on "working on" their appearance just strike me as being some of the most boring people alive.

I don't understand why she didn't dye her hair totally red. Otherwise, w/e. At least she's working toward a goal. I'm just drinking wine.