spydermonkeywrench
Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
spydermonkeywrench

But, but! Aerodynamics are for those who can’t build fast engines! Right? Right...?

You think pennzoil would want to sponsor something a little less shady....

Nope. It’s empirically ugly. Looks like an old Nissan. Or a 1990's Ford.

The GranCoupe purge begins.

Can anybody imagine the bedlam if the government publicly melted down the guns used in crimes?

To those who say “can’t be auctioned off because ___,” my solution would have been to donate the vehicles to technical schools. Have kids disassemble them, learn how engines work, get a headstart in engineering.

then $kay divorces you and takes the GT as a settlement. Nooooo

well yea that’s the point — if one of these two very different industries must require fingerprinting and licensing, then i wouldn’t pick strippers first

You need some balls to drive that thing.

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.

They should pay you to write one sentence articles, and save everybody’s time.

If the future is still skinny jeans wake me up for the next future.

Wow. Donald Trump was not kidding about hitting China where it hurts.

but god? He prob would have done that. Old testament god is a total dick

It looks awesome in pitch black!

I have to laugh at the image in my head of you sitting there, patiently, just waiting for a chance to answer a weatherstripping question. I bet you got so excited you almost spilled your coffee.

my time to shine!!! I worked for *INSERT OEM HERE* as a release engineer for weatherstrips, and DLO’s those chrome strips around the windows are not so easy to change color, they aren’t like a bumper, or insert on the side of the car. they are almost always stainless steel or aluminum usually stretch-bent or stamped.

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

Skinny kids are FAST in karts.

TOO MUCH OPPO, PARKER. TOO MUCH OPPO.